Don’t Talk to Me 🙊 – Unisex Classic Tee

Small talk cancelled. The shirt explains why.

Featuring “Don’t talk to me, I have a psychotic girlfriend,” this tee delivers outrageous relationship humour in bold red, white and steel-look lettering. Barbed-wire details and a distressed finish give the design a gritty edge.

Perfect for pub nights, weekend wear or a cheeky gift for the partner who shares your twisted sense of humour.

• Structured unisex fit for everyday wear

• 100% cotton; Sport Grey 90/10 cotton/polyester, Ash Grey 99/1, Heather colours 50/50

• Midweight 170–180 g/m² fabric with open-end yarn and tubular construction

• Taped neck and shoulders, with double-stitched sleeves and hem

Colour notes: White may appear off-white. Natural features dark speckles throughout the fabric.

Made to order: Printed especially for you and shipped by our printing partner. Please allow a few weeks for production and delivery. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction.