🚫 “You’re Too Damn Close” Horse Float Decal

🚫 “If You Can Read This, You’re Too Damn Close” Horse Float Sign

Keep tailgaters where they belong — far from your horse’s rear end!

This cheeky and eye-catching sign says exactly what every horse owner is thinking:

“If you can read this, you’re too damn close. Please remove your lips from my horse’s arse!”

Perfect for your float, ute, or stable wall, it’s a hilarious yet effective reminder for people to back off.

✅ Bold, easy-to-read lettering

✅ Fun design with a sassy pony graphic

✅ Great gift for horse lovers with a sense of humour

Add a little attitude to your float and protect your horse’s space — because some people clearly need the reminder! 🐴💨

Custom sizes available.
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